- The Elephant in the Room
- Q. I'm the size of an elephant, but I weigh nothing. What am I? A. An elephant's shadow!...
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-22 17:19:49 点击:499 查阅全文...
- Fishy Fitness
- Q. Whyare fish so good at watching their weight? A. Because they have lots of scales....
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-21 16:58:09 点击:623 查阅全文...
- CAPPING IT OFF
- Q. I have a neck, but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I? A. A bottle!...
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-17 16:23:12 点击:378 查阅全文...
- Birthday Cake Love
- Q. Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? A. It was icing on the cake....
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-15 17:04:42 点击:336 查阅全文...
- Have You Really?
- Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."...
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-13 13:36:24 点击:425 查阅全文...
- Juvenile Java
- Q: How are coffee beans like kids? A: They're always getting grounded!...
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-09 16:42:50 点击:330 查阅全文...
- Creation Story
- One night as I was putting my 2 1/2-year-old daughter to bed, I saw a bright full moon in the sky. I let her look at the moon for a minute and then asked, “Who made the moon?” “God,” came her reply. “And the stars?&rdqu...
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-07 17:02:25 点击:417 查阅全文...
- Pedestrian Crossing
- Q. A man was driving a truck. His headlights weren't on, and the moon wasn't out. Ahead of him, a woman dressed in all black started crossing the road. Fortunately, the man braked so she could cross. How did he see her? A. It was the middle of the d...
- 作者:发表于:2018-08-02 17:02:30 点击:378 查阅全文...
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