- Swimming is Confusing…
- Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die....
- 作者：发表于：2018-09-13 16:14:35 点击：335 查阅全文...
- Three Rings
- Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering....
- 作者：发表于：2018-09-11 17:24:02 点击：368 查阅全文...
- Tweetment Needed
- Patient: Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter! Docter: I'm sorry, I don't follow....
- 作者：发表于：2018-09-10 14:48:43 点击：480 查阅全文...
- New Year’s Resolutions
- A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other....
- 作者：发表于：2018-09-05 17:25:00 点击：358 查阅全文...
- Dancing Snowmen
- Q. Where do snowmen go to dance? A. To snowballs!...
- 作者：发表于：2018-09-03 15:32:09 点击：376 查阅全文...
- Married To The Job
- I guess this is what happens after you've worked at the same place for a while. I was eating at a fast-food restaurant when an employee began his shift by walking into the kitchen area and calling out, "Honey, ...
- 作者：发表于：2018-08-30 17:21:17 点击：346 查阅全文...
- More is Less
- Q. What five-letter word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it？ A. "Short" (add + "er")!...
- 作者：发表于：2018-08-28 17:00:40 点击：382 查阅全文...
- Always in the shop
- Q: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop? A: To make ends meat....
- 作者：发表于：2018-08-24 16:13:41 点击：353 查阅全文...
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