- To borrow 20 dollars
- A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow 20 dollars. The father replies, “10 dollars? What do you need 5 dollars for?” 注：历史上犹太人被冠以“贪财吝啬鬼”的头衔。莎士比亚《威尼斯商人》中的夏洛克就是犹太人。...
- 作者：发表于：2009-09-01 09:30:01 点击：77050 查阅全文...
- I Want to Buy That
- A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and a...
- 作者：发表于：2009-08-28 09:48:59 点击：85844 查阅全文...
- Avoiding a big object
- Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve(改变方向) to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless(鲁莽的) driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton(纸板箱) in the road...
- 作者：发表于：2009-08-25 09:01:51 点击：72495 查阅全文...
- Think Hard...
- 1. Mary married John two years ago. She did not bring any money into the marriage and did not work during these two years, but she made her husband a millionaire. How did she do it? When he got married, he was a billionaire. Because of his wife's sp...
- 作者：发表于：2009-08-20 10:13:15 点击：79735 查阅全文...
- When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home
- A businessman enters a tavern(酒馆), sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini(双倍马提尼酒) on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks(窥看) inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender(酒吧招待) to prepare another double mart...
- 作者：发表于：2009-08-14 09:13:47 点击：93037 查阅全文...
- CLINTON SAVES JOURNALISTS...
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- 作者：发表于：2009-08-11 09:34:58 点击：68840 查阅全文...
- You cannot eat you sandwiches in here!
- Two lawyers arrive at the pub(酒吧) and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases(公文包) and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican(酒吧老板) approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your ow...
- 作者：发表于：2009-08-05 09:27:02 点击：66727 查阅全文...
- Cooling down
- Q1: A mother has six children and five potatoes. How can she feed each an equal amount of potatoes? (Do not use fractions.) A1: By serving mashed potatoes. <-See Answer Here! Q2: My friend Albert the butcher wears a size 13 shoe, is six feet tal...
- 作者：发表于：2009-08-03 09:43:58 点击：76129 查阅全文...
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